two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Looks through the peephole.

womens rights

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Penis!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Left. That one direction...

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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