What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Hellen Keller

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Where's my tractor?

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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