whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

I have no ideas.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

cms.......?????

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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