What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's up? The sky.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is worse than hell?

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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