- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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