what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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