- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

knock knock go away ok

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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