Amputations.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

I cant think of one (._. )

Justin Bieber

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