what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Chuck Norris.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

666

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

YOLO

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