- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Knock knock (No one is home)

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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