- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

MICHAEL

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

People Eating Tasty Animals

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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