Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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