What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

who eats pencils asians

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Woman's Rights.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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