- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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