- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

why did Max cry??? chicken

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Hellen Keller

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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