- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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