DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Amputations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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