Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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