9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Nathan Gooderson.

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hey.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Left. That one direction...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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