What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Canida

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

OBAMA

Lebron Traveled

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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