Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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The 19th Amendment

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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