Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Hellen Keller

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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