A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

How do u shit With ur ass

That's Racist

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Chuck Norris.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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