- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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