friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

i eat poop

john liked the paper........ so he took it

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Once upon a time.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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