How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

The Economy

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

penis

Six million.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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