wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I'm taken

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Nobody cares.

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