- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Chuck Norris

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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