- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

George Bush does not care about black people.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Your mother is a man.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

"Up to 50% off."

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Is this a chair?

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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