- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What sucks?

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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a catholic priest and a young boy

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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