How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Sonic

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How do magnets work?

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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