Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Penis.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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That didn't hurt.

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