Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Your mom

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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