- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man named mike

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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