what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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