Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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