A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

democracy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Gadaffi

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

I have no ideas.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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