- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Frown is a four letter word.

gay rights

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Where's my tractor?

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A Banana wrote this...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Matty B

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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