What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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alert("The Game");//

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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The 19th Amendment

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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robin, get in the car.

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