What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Gadaffi

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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