- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did the child step on a ball?

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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