What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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