What abou three times

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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potatoes

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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boobs

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Womens' rights.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Anti Joke

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