Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What's 9+10=? 19

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

alert("The Game");//

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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