Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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