What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Barack Obama

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Homework.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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