- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

democracy

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

my mom raped yerr foot

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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