How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Barack Obama

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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anne hatthaway

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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