Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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