How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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women

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Womens Rights.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock knock What

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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