What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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