- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Chuck Norris died.

I have no ideas.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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