What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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That's Racist

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Gestapo.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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