why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

what do you call a black man named mike

don't look behind you

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Ass

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Rebecca Black

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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