- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I cant think of one (._. )

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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