save water shower with friends

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What's cold and icy? Ice

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Whats9+10 19

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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