What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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