A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Ben Colbert is gay

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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