What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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