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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Anti Joke

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