"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

An iguana walks out of a bar

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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