- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Your Mom

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Chuck Norris

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Asians

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