- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Nathan Gooderson.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Unflushed Shit...

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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