What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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math test 2=2

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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The WNBA.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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