- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

guess what what? nothing.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Looks through the peephole.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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