Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Tennesse

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Don't think of granny porn

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women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Is this a chair?

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Jake Bowar

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Anti Joke

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