how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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i love huge wieners.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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