A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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