- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the your face joke

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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