Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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BWAT

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Whats9+10 19

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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