What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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i love antijokes

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Who has downs this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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