- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A woman gets in her car to drive.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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