Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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