What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Obama-Care

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What is worse

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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