Your Mom

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Sex. That is all.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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