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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Whats9+10 19

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Nathan Gooderson.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Chaney is a dumb b****

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

I cant think of one (._. )

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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