Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Womens' rights.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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