How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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the guy below me is gay

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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