whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Paul Dylan King!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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