- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How do u shit With ur ass

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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