- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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