- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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