If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Chayton

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Will gropes Ebola victims

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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