- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A British man walks into a dental office.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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