- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Penis!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Don't think of granny porn

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