- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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