Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What is worse

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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