Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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