Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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S.O.P.A

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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