Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mother

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

like for a handjob.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Left. That one direction...

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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