- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

AVI IS A FAG

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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