What is black but also yellow? A song.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Your Mom

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Knock knock. Come in.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Will you marry me?

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Boobs are nasty!

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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