What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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It says so on your cap.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Whats 0+0 0

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Anti Joke

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