What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Flab

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Your Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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