- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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