What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Did you know?

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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