Tim's gay.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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