- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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