- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Anne Frank.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

lol

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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