Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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