- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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