- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Your mother

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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