- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

This is my joke. funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Your mom goes to college

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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