What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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The Holocaust

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Banana(s)

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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