Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Women's Rights

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Obama-Care

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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