- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Roses are red Violets are penis

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

the your face joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

A day without sunshine is like night.

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