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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Did you know?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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