Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

The Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

I avhe dyiaexls.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

minced oaths

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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