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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Frown is a four letter word.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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