- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

A day without sunshine is like night.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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