Looks through the peephole.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Anti Joke

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