A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Chayton

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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