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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

An iguana walks out of a bar

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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