A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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