Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Nathan Gooderson.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A fat boy walked into a party

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Tennesse

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